Humor from the Religious Studies Department

Jesus said unto them, "Who do you say I am?"

They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."

And Jesus replied, "What?"

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Anonymous said…
very funny :-)

a variation could be "Say What?"

anyway, I think I have a few posts to respond to here.

Frankly Jagatji...

I will voice my opinion once again in saying I wish you had a forum, it is such an easier format to follow discussions and see what is new etc.

I would even offer to help setting it up in some way...

Please think about it...?

namaskar
Monday, 09 April, 2007
Jagadananda Das said…
I have thought about it. I wish that I had the time to invest in it. As you can see, I am barely able to pay attention to this site. There is so much that I want to do and yet Krishna has not seen fit to grant me the intelligence (or the balls) to find a way...

When the time comes, my friend, I will expand my efforts...
Tuesday, 10 April, 2007
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