Clever gopis
I have probably posted these verses somewhere before, but I don't know where, so I am just giving them again. These verses are found in Padyāvali , but the fact that most of them can be found in Sad-ukti-karṇāmṛtam shows that they date back to at least the 12th century. aṅgulyā kaḥ kavāṭaṁ praharati kuṭile mādhavaḥ kiṁ vasanto no cakrī kiṁ kulālo na hi dharaṇidharaḥ kiṁ dvijihvaḥ phaṇīndraḥ nāhaṁ ghorāhi-mardī kim asi khaga-patir no hariḥ kiṁ kapīśo rādhā-vāṇībhir itthaṁ prahasita-vadanaḥ pātu vaś cakra-pāṇiḥ "Who's knocking on the door?" "Don't be cunning, it's Madhava." "The spring?" "No, Chakri." "What, a potter? What do I need with a potter?" "No, it's Giridhari." "What, a two-tongued snake?" "No I am not a snake. I am the destroyer of the terrible snakes." "Then you must be Garuda, the eagle." "No I am Hari." "A monkey, then?" May Krishna...